Cheers!

     You are fancy, I know that because you are reading this in your comfy padded chair next to a full bookshelf in your office, next to your mahogany desk, curling the ends of your mustache and sipping tea. You chuckle to how pompous and ideally stereotypical you are at the moment. But take a look at your mug you are drinking from. There is a problem. The problem is that whenever you take a drink, no one can see your mustache. The cup covers it up. This is a serious problem indeed if one wants to maintain a constant fancy image.
   
The solution is simple, purchase a mug that has a mustache ON it!

     What ever style you desire of mustache, from eastern to western they have it here at Zazzle. These mugs range from $15-$25 dollars, but vary in not only mustache styles, but types of mugs. There is the classic, white ceramic mug, or go through the options on the side to get a mustache stein, or a stainless steel one. The handle can be customized to right, left, or center in correlation to the mustache, and comes in two sizes: 11oz or 15oz. Also pick the color options if available to really customize your quaint container.

Do not look like a mustache-less fool whenever you take a drink, purchase one of these fine items here!

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Drive like a sir

So you're going down for a quaint drive through the city with you previously purchased top-hat, and realize your car needs to really stand out from the numbing public. But how to distinguish yourself? How to show that you have class? The answer is as old as kingdoms, mustaches. Proper mustaches distinguish individuals, and that is what exactly will distinguish your car.

These giant mustache vinyl decals are $13 (not including shipping) and brought to you by the wonderful Jenny Densing with her Etsy shop: I'm Seriously Joking, which has a plethora of mustache-merch. The decals measure 24 inches wide, and custom orders, colors, styles, and sizes can be arranged through her. Installation is very simple: make sure the area is clean and dry, and installing/removing the decal will not harm the paint.

Do indeed check them out and browse her shop here

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Friday Auction: Gentlemen Top Hat

It is Friday! And that means today we feature an item from the online auction-house: Ebay.

This particular item is a Black Wool Felt Gentlemen Top Hat, and one size usually fits all for adults! The price is about $40 (not including shipping), and is of great quality. What better to be fancy with than a theatrical-quality top hot straight out of the 1800s! One needs a perfect and dapper head-wear when walking in public. Combine this item with a stylish, shiny new watch or pocket watch and surely you will stand out as a person of upper class. 

*Wearing this hat allows you to use the following phrases freely: "Jolly Good, Top of the Morning,  PEASANT, 'ey ol' chap, *mumble mumble* Winchester."

Buy them while it lasts HERE *that is your cue to click and admire this hat*

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Fancy man, affordable watch

T2N107, 2N107, Timex Classic

   
   
     On becoming a educated and exquisite individual, or at least pulling off the ruse of looking like one, a key accessory to being a gentlemen is a watch. These watches can range from stylish and expensive pocket watches, durable athletic watches, unique digital, or the classic analog. Here we take a look at a Timex  Elevated Classics watch.

     This particular time-piece features a stainless steel encasing, standard quartz watch movement,  black dial with silver letters, black leather strap, is water-resistant up to 30 meters, rotating time and date, and has an indigo night light.

     So why this watch? True, this watch is not some of the classiest, but the classiest rang in the thousands (yet feature things such as radar and cool gadgets), we are not made of money and need items that look cool and are affordable. This watch is also for of Timex's Classics and is perfect for modern day where subtle and conservative designs in products seem to be the norm. This classic spin will look good on you with anything from suit to casual dress shirt. And the best part is that is it affordable! Don't waste you time buying a watch and having to explain why you got it at Walmart while this watch is for $34 here!


    If interested in looking for more sophisticated watches, visit Classy Brand, they have devices ranging from affordable to....dapper.

And if looking for the top watches for 2012, read this article from Squidoo

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     On an unrelated note, I will keep an eye out for a watch that has a spring-out bottom, like Yagami Light has in Death Note, because 1) epic and devious, and 2) spy stuff always can relate to being a suave gentlemen *cough* James *cough* Bond.

Welcome!

Good day chaps and madams! I would like to take this auspicious moment to present to you, the beloved reader, that this online "blog" of writings will feature everything necessary to become and remain both classy and fancy in this ever-progressing world we live in. In such a modern day and age, the opportunity for accessories, fine clothes, and items that have mustaches has risen at an unprecedented rate. Pardon me for a moment, but you would be quite the fool to not look into these products and even pick up a few for yourself.

Here this library of Class shall be updated on the Second and Fourth days of the week primarily (assuming your week starts on Sunday, it follows to be updated on the days of Monday and Wednesday), and the Fifth day of the week is an auction or limited deal for an item of interest!

Exquisitely,

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