Cheers!

     You are fancy, I know that because you are reading this in your comfy padded chair next to a full bookshelf in your office, next to your mahogany desk, curling the ends of your mustache and sipping tea. You chuckle to how pompous and ideally stereotypical you are at the moment. But take a look at your mug you are drinking from. There is a problem. The problem is that whenever you take a drink, no one can see your mustache. The cup covers it up. This is a serious problem indeed if one wants to maintain a constant fancy image.
   
The solution is simple, purchase a mug that has a mustache ON it!

     What ever style you desire of mustache, from eastern to western they have it here at Zazzle. These mugs range from $15-$25 dollars, but vary in not only mustache styles, but types of mugs. There is the classic, white ceramic mug, or go through the options on the side to get a mustache stein, or a stainless steel one. The handle can be customized to right, left, or center in correlation to the mustache, and comes in two sizes: 11oz or 15oz. Also pick the color options if available to really customize your quaint container.

Do not look like a mustache-less fool whenever you take a drink, purchase one of these fine items here!

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Drive like a sir

So you're going down for a quaint drive through the city with you previously purchased top-hat, and realize your car needs to really stand out from the numbing public. But how to distinguish yourself? How to show that you have class? The answer is as old as kingdoms, mustaches. Proper mustaches distinguish individuals, and that is what exactly will distinguish your car.

These giant mustache vinyl decals are $13 (not including shipping) and brought to you by the wonderful Jenny Densing with her Etsy shop: I'm Seriously Joking, which has a plethora of mustache-merch. The decals measure 24 inches wide, and custom orders, colors, styles, and sizes can be arranged through her. Installation is very simple: make sure the area is clean and dry, and installing/removing the decal will not harm the paint.

Do indeed check them out and browse her shop here

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Friday Auction: Gentlemen Top Hat

It is Friday! And that means today we feature an item from the online auction-house: Ebay.

This particular item is a Black Wool Felt Gentlemen Top Hat, and one size usually fits all for adults! The price is about $40 (not including shipping), and is of great quality. What better to be fancy with than a theatrical-quality top hot straight out of the 1800s! One needs a perfect and dapper head-wear when walking in public. Combine this item with a stylish, shiny new watch or pocket watch and surely you will stand out as a person of upper class. 

*Wearing this hat allows you to use the following phrases freely: "Jolly Good, Top of the Morning,  PEASANT, 'ey ol' chap, *mumble mumble* Winchester."

Buy them while it lasts HERE *that is your cue to click and admire this hat*

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